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Yorda1EyeWant Profile Information

Sexy is all I want, R U?
Age 64 From Mankato, Minnesota - Online - 1 week ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Randolph-Randy
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I’m a Crazy Fun, World Traveled, Retired, Old Navy Veteran, who Served 20 1/2 years. I Want to Share My World Wide Life Experiences with a No Drama, Ride or Die, Smart, Sexy, Lover, Best Friend with Benefits, and Life Companion, Be My Partner in Crime and We’ll Rule the World Together. I Want to Live the Rest of My Life to Its Absolute Fullest, Are You Up For the Challenge? I’m Anticipating You Being the Real Deal, So If Are, and You’re All In, Let’s Get This Party Started. You Can Start this Journey by Contact Me Soon.

I Repeat I’m Crazy Fun, Wild as Hell, Deviously Sexy, Extremely Well World Traveled and Sexually Experienced, My Sexual Encounters are Ultra-Epic, Do You Want to Be Shaken to Your Core, I’m the One to Do It. Curiosity Killed the Cat, and like Alf, I plan to eat that Cat Before and After. Give Me Your Time, Your Attention, and I’ll Make Your Kitty Purr, By The Way, You Have a Beautiful Kitty, I Want to Say It’s Purr-Fuckt and Want to Quality Test It Myself.

Let’s Make the World Our Oyster. Be My Ride or Die Lover, My Best Friend With Benefits, My Keeper Companion, My Partner in Crime.

Life can be Fun, Let’s Make It Extremely Fun Together. We’re the Last Two Pieces in Life’s Puzzle and We Just Need to Be Put Together to Make this Puzzle Complete. So Are You My Missing Piece?

P.S As a Reminder, I Eat Cats.

I Hope You Have a Chronic Permanent Smile After Reading This.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Bird
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
Party Animal, Retired Navy
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Meet at a bar / restaurant, with cover band, talk about our likes dislikes, see if we’re compatible, if there is an attraction, then act on it.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sexy public role playing, raves, concert festivals.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Share Life with an incredible loving companion and to live our best lives
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
An Alcoholic Beverage, A bowl of popcorn or other preferred snack and a movie in the Nude on the Couch, in bed caressing each other all over and getting sweaty satisfied. Hanging out together, with friends, with family, At a bonfire With Alcoholic Beverages and a Pot Luck Meal, A Ultra-Cool Hay Ride with a Ultra Safe Hay Rack and a drone filming the Experience, A Custom Semi Van Trailer or Bus Hay Ride(Public or Private). At a fun bar or night club with friends, cover bands, bands, local events, contests, Rock Band Concerts, Raves (including Secret location Raves), EDM FESTIVALS, Fairs, Vintage Old Tractor Farming Equipment Show /Swap Meets, Vintage Old Car Shows /Swap Meets, Bar Crawls, Cruising Events, Cruise In s. , Spontaneous Flash Mobbing, Scavenger Hunts, Geo Cacheing, Been There, Done That Stuff- including a souvenir (TeeShirts, Drinking Mugs/ Glasses, Ball-caps, Head Bands, Commemorative Coins / Placks) You know ride or die stuff. Even a little role play in a fun bar or anywhere’s else you like or want.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Connectivity - like mindedness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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